Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rants. Show all posts

Thursday, May 3, 2012

OMG Don't ever get me anything like this


http://thehousethatlarsbuilt.blogspot.com/2012/05/diy-wooden-bridal-spoons.html

So this blog got "Blog of Note" and this was recommended as a super cute (cheap ass) gift to give to a bride (someone you don't like) or give out as favors (please leave as soon as possible). Nothing says awesome like your face painted on an implement used to spank children/eat off of.

When I get married if I get something like this...I'll seriously make fun of it online, sell it on Etsy, take the money  and buy a mosquito zapping electric racket and hunt you down.

I might have even made a comment on said blog with nothing positive to say at all.

It's just one of those days. You know, where it feels better to point out the fact that people are eating poop sandwiches (buying these spoons) than to sit back in horror and watch them love every minute of it (leave comments like 'I love those...they are so cute!)

Sunday, November 14, 2010

freak out


this should probably only happen a few times. but actually will happen more lately because i'll only use this when i'm pissed, drunk or a combo of the two that turns out to be entertaining and cathartic...or just entertaining.

semicolons piss me off